the-doctress:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

This dude is awesome.

(via obey-your-masterr)





OMFG PARENTS

me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
me: *putting shoes on*
parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU, YOU ARE SO SELFISH.

(via rattlebread)


(via rattlebread)


Mötley Crue - Shout At The Devil

(via misshammett)



when norman says he's insecure

me: but yOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL
me: i just wanna hold your face in my hands and tell you you're perfect
me: you have no reason to feel insecure, you're such a beautiful man
me: i love you
me: hOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL?
me: you don't know (oh oh) you don't know you're beautiful

“Take care of yourself; lil asskicker. Carl. That’s one tough kid.”


DARYL. WAT R U DOING? DARYL. STAHP.

polka-dots-and-moonbeams:

Please. Come back.

image


He left? Daryl left? He’s gone? Is he coming back?


boattersnips:

Lets take the time to appreciate the females that don’t want an award for listening to heavy music. 

Thank you for existing. 

The rest of you special fucking snowflakes need to disappear.

Thank you so much.

(via dores-mortais)